April Fool's Day is over this year, but you can still read about what happened!
Today, we walked into the office and found we were pranked. Hard. Someone, not naming names, had covered our workspaces with some... very distinctive looking specimens.
Just take a look for yourself!
Dr. Science approved!
Coprolites? As far as the eye can see! Or at least, that's what we thought at first...
These objects are called "sideritic coprolites" and were originally suggested to be Cretaceous era turtle poops. More recent research suggests they are either fossil casts of intestinal tracts or even naturally occurring, iron formations!
Needless to say, "it only looks like I covered the office in poop," is not a great defense for our prankster — and we need to flush all these specimens from our workspace. So we thought, what better way to celebrate April Fool's Day than to share these new specimens with you so that you can get up to your own pranks and fun!
In fact, why not give you the opportunity to pick one up for free!
How it works
That's right, these limited-time sideritic "coprolites" are available as free add-ons at Mini Museum this weekend!
All orders over $25 are eligible for a small size and orders over $75 can upgrade to a free large.
Here's how it works:
- Add all the items you'd like to purchase to your cart.
- Add the right sideritic "coprolite" (Small for orders between $25 and $75, Large for orders above $75)
- At checkout, you should see the discount automatically applied.
Please Note: You MUST add the sideritic "coprolite" to your cart in order to receive this item for free. We'd love to do it magically, but CrapGPT has not yet been implemented in our discounting engine. Maybe someday!🤖
This special deal is active until 4/3/2023. (Which means it's over unless you've got a time machine! If that's the case... give us a call, we want to visit the dinosaurs.)