Pat's Shirt
Pat's Shirt
APRIL FOOLS! This amazing item was our 2025 April Fool's Prank. The shirt, the specimen, and the Pat are all real though. Perhaps, in the distant future, scientists will discover pieces of this shirt all over the world and wonder at its importance... 😉
Lincoln. Earhart. Ali. For over ten years, we've brought you specimens from the titans of history, but there has always been one world historic figure missing from our collection: Pat. Now you can add an iconic specimen to your collection with Pat's Shirt!
Available starting, April First 2025, you can get a piece of Pat's Shirt complete with an informational and authenticity card. This is an exclusive specimen we guarantee you won't find anywhere else!
The shirt specimen comes in one size: XXXXXS.
📸 PAT, WITH PAT'S SHIRT
It's Always Summer Inside the Grill
This is Pat. He’s married, with two kids. He’s a lawyer, and a Nebraska Cornhuskers football fan, in that order. This specimen comes from one of his polo shirts, which along with a pair of khaki cargo shorts, is his signature weekend style. This isn’t his favorite polo shirt, but it’s in the rotation.
Pat wore this shirt while renewing his license at the DMV last year. He wanted to wear something comfortable in case it took a long time, but it ended up being a pretty smooth process. He also wears this shirt while cooking sometimes, or when he’s watching Shrinking on Apple TV Plus.
He also wore this shirt a lot while mowing the lawn, but now that he and his wife are empty nesters, they live in a house with a smaller yard, so he doesn’t have to mow as often.
📸 THE SPECIMEN WITH ITS INFORMATION CARD
Exclusive New Legendary Apparel Specimen!
For over 10 years, we here at Mini Museum have been bringing you ancient fossils and world historic artifacts, but we can honestly say they all pale in comparison to Pat's Shirt. Now you too can have an iconic piece of Pat's history!
Each specimen comes affixed to its informational card, making for a fantastic display piece of Pat history!
Further Reading
Pat: A History. Wells Publications; 2023.
“Towards a New Perspective on the Pat Phenomenon” Fathers Quarterly. Accessed 18 Mar. 2025.
